There is this kid sitting in my apartment right now, and he won't leave. Not only is he sitting in my favorite chair, he is asking stupid questions and using my apartment merely for the High Def. He is a 'friend' of mine, but sometimes, enough is a enough. I came back last night from the bars and he was looking to chill then too. My roomates and I all made up an excuse saying that we were tired and going to bed (we really had pizza coming and didn't want homeboy to steal a slice). As soon as he left our apartment, we sat outside, smoked black and milds, drank high life and watched the snow fall at an enormous rate (you'd be surprised how much fun it is to watch a blizzard when you are drunked/crunked!!) He is leaving now but everyone knows it is for 10 minutes. Should I just lock the door, and smoke the rest of his weed that is sitting on my coffee table? I really think this is a good idea, and if he continues to be a punk bitch, I will break his leg and tell him to walk away, followed by me pissing on his face and then kicking him square in the ovaries. GO HOME!!!